Evangelist Riding a Smoke Filled Plane

An evangelist was riding on a plane filled with people, cigarette smoke and defiled air. The evangelist knew he would have to take a bath, and send his clothes to the cleaners. He felt like he had been charcoal-broiled. Suddenly he turned to a woman and said, “Would you like to chew my gum for awhile?” The lady was insulted. “What in the world do you mean?” she snapped. The evangelist calmly replied. “I’ve been smoking your secondhand smoke ever since we left the city. I thought you might like to taste my secondhand gum.” (Source Unknown).