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Getting old has its disadvantages

Getting old has its disadvantages. I am reminded of a getting old list I heard recently. You know that you are getting old when:

  1. Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
  2. Your address book contains more names ending in M.D. than all the others combined.
  3. You look forward to a dull evening.
  4. Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
  5. Your back goes out more than you do.
  6. You sink your teeth into a good steak and they stay there.

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