God’s Answering Machine
What if God had an answering machine? Imagine praying and hearing this: “Thank you for calling My Father’s House. Please select one of the following four options:
- Press 1 for requests.
- Press 2 for thanksgiving.
- Press 3 for complaints.
- For all other inquiries, press 4.”
What if God used the familiar excuse: “All of the angels are helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line. Your call will be answered in the order received.” (Source unknown)