Rules

The Man Who Could Only Say Two Words (illustration)

A man decided to join a monastery and one of the rules of the group was that you were only allowed to speak two words every ten years. At the end of ten years he said, “Bad food!” Ten more years went by and he said, “Hard bed!” Finally, on his 30th anniversary …

The Road of Righteousness is Always Uphill (illustration)

“You can always tell when you are on the road of righteousness - it’s always uphill.” (Ernest Blevens in “Who Said that?” by George Sweeting.) …