Children

Controlled by switches (illustration)

The Duke of Windsor once said “Everything in the American home is controlled by  switches - except the children!” (Source Unknown) …

Expectant Fathers in a Waiting Room (illustration)

A group of expectant fathers were in a waiting room, while their wives were in the process of delivering babies. A nurse came in and announced to one man that his wife had just given birth to twins. “That’s quite a coincidence” he responded, “I p …