The Magician Who Had Eight Half Sisters

The carnival director was interviewing a young man looking for his first job as a magician. “What’s your best trick?” the director asked. “Sawing a woman in half—that’s my best.” “Isn’t that a difficult trick?” “Not really. I’ve been able to do that one since I was a child. I always used to practice on my sisters.” “And do you come from a large family?” “Well, I have eight half-sisters.” (Source unknown, Lou Nicholes – Missionary Author).