Old Farmer Driving Down The Freeway The Wrong Way

As an old farmer was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Bill, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Highway 59. Please be careful!” He replied, “I have actually met several cars on this road who have been going the wrong way, but so far they have all pulled over.” (Source Unknown, Lou Nicholes – Missionary/Author).