Nida: Hazardous Device Technician’s T-Shirt
My brother detonates explosives for the police department’s bomb squad. He came to my house one day sporting a distinctive T-shirt. The front read, “Hazardous Device Technician.” When he turned around, I read the back: “If you see me running, try to keep up!” (Contributed by Jodie L. Nida Reader’s Digest, May, 1995, p. 132).