Getting old has its disadvantages

Getting old has its disadvantages. I am reminded of a getting old list I heard recently. You know that you are getting old when:
Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.Your address book contains more names ending in M.D. than all the others combined.You look forward to a dull evening.Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.Your back goes out more than you do.You sink your teeth into a good steak and they stay there.                        (Source Unknown)