Woman Who Contracted Rabies
A lady was sick, so she went to the doctor. He examined her, did a number of tests and told her the bad news. “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but I’m afraid you’ve contracted rabies.” The doctor left the room for a minute, and when he returned the woman was busy writing on a piece of paper. He asked, “What are you doing, writing your will?” She said, “No, ’m making a list of all the people I’m going to bite.” (Source Unknown).