Swindoll - A Whirlwind Romance

A young man fell in love with an opera singer who had a beautiful voice. After a whirlwind romance and a hurry-up ceremony, they were off on their honeymoon together. She began to prepare for their first night together, As he watched, his chin dropped to his chest. She plucked out her glass eye, pulled off her wig, ripped off her false eyelashes, yanked out her dentures, unstrapped her artificial leg , and smiled at him as she slipped off her glasses that hid her hearing aid. Stunned and horrified, he gasped, “sing woman, sing, SING!” (Charles Swindoll, Strike the Original Match).