Sick Man Confined to His Room With no Cure
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests. The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, shuffles to the door & finds it locked from the outside! Just then the phone by his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty virus which has progressed, so far, we are completely helpless to destroy or even slow down!” “Oh my goodness,” cried the man, “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, tortillas & pita bread.” “Will that cure me???” asked the man. The doctor replied, “Well no, but... it’s the only food we can get under the door!” (Bryon Sherman - Sermon Central)